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June 2018

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cardozzza:

loveliesbleedingg:

cardozzza:

cardozzza:

Spank Dwayne Johnson

Call that hitting rock bottom

why

I’m auditioning to ghostwrite for lil Wayne

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I ain't naming my kids S H I T !!!

h8moshofficial:

They got no names!!!!!!!!

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megaswagzombie:

Junker Queen joins the game as Hero 28, in her rolling Wrecking Ball mech. She climbs out, but she is not alone. Out climbs a man in a suit, right behind her.

It’s Gerard.

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vainvaihe:

Iida: How was your day, Todoroki?


Todoroki, internally: Play it cool, play it cool


Todoroki, outloud: I accidentally froze my soup cause I was worried it would be too hot


Iida: Wow! Such a practical use for a quirk! You’re so talented, Todoroki!


Todoroki:

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bloodofshiagur:

i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY idea how flattered i would be if someone made an oc for my fantasy world? how utterly PSYCHED my ass would be they loved a character so much they fleshed out one themselves just 2 be with one of mine? fuck y’all haters

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Top 10 Reasons to know Sign Langauge:

lazyleezard:

lilredsketch:

crayons-suck:

tomg84:

1. You can communicate through windows
2. Sign language is a 3-D Language
3. You can sign with your mouth full
4. Hearing parents can communicate with their Deaf child
5. You can sign underwater
6. Sign Language is a neat way to express yourself
7. You can communicate across a room or via mirror without shouting
8. Sign language is beautiful
9. You can make friends with Deaf people
10. Sign language brings together Hearing & Deaf people

Also if you really want to learn most deaf people are so happy that you are interested in learning and will be super patient and work with you. 

And it’s a really great thing to be able to do for any job because imagine having to go everywhere with someone that can translate for you or with paper to write or trying to read lips and just going to grab a cup of coffee and Hey, the barista knows sign language. They aren’t great but you get to speak with them and order your coffee in the way that’s natural to you like that would just make your day. Or a teacher that can talk and sign so classes don’t have to divide?? Or a therapist that can sign?? Hearing people signing 2k15 honestly.

Plus sign language is simpler and faster to learn than written/spoken languages. And there are lots of resources online for any language you may want to learn:

  • School of Sign Language is great for British Sign Language (BSL)
  • ASLU looks less fancy but it’s great and super complete for learning American Sign Language(ASL)
  • Comunicación en LSE tiene unos video para los básicos muy básicos en Lengua de Signos Española (LSE)
  • I aquí hi ha una complicació ja feta d’on aprendre Llengua de Signes Catalana (LSC)

And you can always google for Deaf/Hard of hearing places/centers in your city and go ask, most of them offer free or really affordable courses 

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flanneldragon:

PEGGLE

T W O

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trxnquilmage:

you know i hate tumblrs “i hope they do something problematic” shit so much? its not only with people like thomas sanders or john mulaney or that comic guy with the bike, but with whole ass shows and projects? like nobody ever said b99 is cop propaganda. nobody was saying that until one single person mentioned it and suddenly its the worst show you could watch because of one aspect of their show, while ignoring the shows diversity and political stances.

same happened to dream daddy, like you cant deny that that game was groundbreaking for the lgbt society, but suddlenly some people started shit like ‘uhhh but 5 years ago the game grumps made transphobic jokes’ and ‘you know that joesph is actually a satanist, right?’ and suddenly no one talked about the game anymore?

everytime someone tries their fucking best to be inclusive, diverse etc. people are digging through everything they can find just to justify that they dont like it? overwatch recently hosted a huge event to raise money for breast cancer research in association with the BCRF and without even doing one second of research people accused them of working with the susan g. komen foundation (which wasnt true) and tried to boycott a fucking charity event?

what im saying is, dont let tumblr ruin everything you love because they are bitter

Jun 25, 2018 48,091 notes

gotitforcheap:

her: wow you came pretty quick

me: AGDQ 2015 Sex With Hot Girl Speed Run #AGDQS2015 
announcer: awesome sauce, we got a 10 dollar donation from mengaman and he says “good luck with the sex”

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yewberryeater:

rneem:

U better reply to my posts when u get the urge to do it like don’t listen to that voice in ur head telling u to shut up just say whatever the fuck u want to say I will love it

uh-HNNNgnnngnnnnnnggghnnnn….my widdle toesies…!…….. uwah!!!!!!!!hhhhhnggmmmmgggg.. hhhhhhnhhhjhnhjnjnggggggggggg….my WIDDLE toesies!!!! ooohhhh hmmm mmmnnnnmn….aah!!!!!!!!.. …ooh!!!..

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probablybadrpgideas:

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants?
The answer is they should be.

Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.

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slaphat:

slaphat:

who wants to fling my awful body into the sun

unbelievable. i have to do everything myself

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ayipee:

ayipee:

my favorite part of pokemon is when u can see ur reflection in the water :)

im not joking look at shit

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kitfisto:

i just found out snake from metal gear solid is. its not 1 guy its so many different guys 

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swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

I would like to announce that from now on my blog is going to exclusively post really niche memes aimed at pirates

This blog is NSFL (not safe for landlubbers)

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imstuckathome12:

girlfriendluvr:

techtonicactivity:

girlfriendluvr:

apparently tom holland leaked that the title for spiderman 2 is “spiderman: far from home”…. Fear

Spiderman 1: Homecoming
Spiderman 2: Far From Home
Spiderman 3: Homestuck

Your name is SPIDERMAN and you have a habit of SLINGING WEBS and SAVING PEOPLE

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glitchkid:

dykeantics:

ihop stands for international house of pussy

ihob stands for international house of bussy

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get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

auto-inject:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

auto-inject:

*buying vodka*
cashier: can i see your ID?
me: ya *shows her my full back tattoo of Vriska Serket*

this post is a death sentence

its actually three sentences but thank you please fall asleep

what do you mean fall asleejsfhksfbfjafffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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paekistan:

them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that

me: snip snip

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epistemophilicmortal:

jumpingjacktrash:

combeferret:

conquerorwurm:

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

#stop calling me out

if you want to interact with a cat that doesn’t know you, sit down not facing it. glance at it occasionally and make an inviting noise, but mostly just play with your phone or whatever.

the cat will almost certainly come over to check you out sooner or later. it’ll stay out of arm’s reach because it doesn’t know if you’re a jerk. offer your hand and let the cat sniff. wait. if the cat wants pettins, it will indicate that by noofing your hand, flopping on its side, or coming in close.

the cat may want to be bros but not get pettins. in that case, it will sit or lie near you but out of reach. this is friendly! the cat is saying, you’re a person in my neighborhood! hi neighbor!

of course, it’s possible that the cat is a great big cuddleslut and will come love all over you. that happens too. but if it doesn’t, that doesn’t mean it’s an unfriendly cat. be chill and let the cat choose how close to get, and you’ll find most cats are pretty friendly.

The only information that matters

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